Holy Fuck. Jesus was a Zombie!

I cannot believe it never occurred to me that Jesus H. Christ was a freaking zombie. The most famous one I can think of, in fact! No wonder I am so afraid of Christianity & it’s followers! Zombies scare the piss out of me & it never dawned on me that the celebration of Easter, of Christ’s resurrection, was actually a day of praise for the un-dead. I smell an excellent parody of Passion of the Christ here… 

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