Recovering from a night of debauchery and trouble-making is a long and complicated process

It usually involves way too much sleep, consuming a bunch of crappy food as quickly as possible, reviewing my telephone’s call log, and avoiding the mirror at all costs. Today’s post-drunk situation was no different. I’m still sort of confused & Cat should probably call me with the details soon. Anyhow, I hope everyone else's Fourth was equally off-the-hook & if you have any information about my whereabouts last night, please call the local authorities.

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