Wha’ the...? How did...? Un-fucking-believable. R. Kelly was acquitted on all child porn counts, 14 charges in all. Even though there was a video of him fucking (and pissing on) a 13-year-old girl, R. was found innocent. Wow. Read the CNN piece HERE. To lift my spirits on the subject (and revel in the fact that, to me, R. will forever be a perv-o), here's Dave Chappell's classic video & it's remix.
Original "Piss on You" video
And the equally hilarious Re-Mix.